I never heard my wife’s last words, because she was mumbling.

Picture it: sirens are wailing in the background, their red and white flashes illuminating the night sky. Every second they grow louder – they grow closer – while you stand over the bed hoping and praying that everything will soon end. But nothing happens as quickly as you’d expected, and the law is closing in. Cut to: commercial break. Good time to go to the bathroom and get a slice of cold pizza.

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