The night you were conceived, I had just returned from a space mission. We had delivered critical supplies to the International Space Station — petri dishes, oxygen tanks, and Cheez-Its — and I re-enetered Earth’s atmosphere with the usual euphoria. Although we’d landed in Cleveland due to cloud cover and a broken GPS I was still pretty excited to be back. I grabbed the first woman I saw (she was enjoying a Coke and a smoke waiting for the 7AM bus) and gave her the works. That woman? Your mother’s sister.
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