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		<title>Allah Ak-byebye</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good riddance to the evil terrorist mastermind who is responsible for why we have to take off our shoes at airport security and get our socks all dirty. Prices start at $16.95 and up depending on style and color.Click below to see more styles. Good riddance to the evil terrorist mastermind who is responsible for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I beat dsylxeia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Overcoming adversity is an essential ingredient in the great American character. I myself was born with a crippling fear of spatulas. Metal spatulas, wooden spatulas, even plastic spatulas&#8211;it didn&#8217;t matter. At the mere sight of one of these hideous, crooked monsters I would shake with fear, go blind with panic, and wet my pants. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You remind me of that person from that thing at that place</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You think you know someone and then, one day, there they are sitting down at breakfast eating a bowl of shredded wheat. What the hell? Isn&#8217;t that the stuff they sell to horses all tied up in bales? Who eats that of their own free will? So now here you are, living with someone who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ask me about my three felony convictions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time we put the past behind us. Lee Harvey Oswald? He probably just slipped cleaning his rifle in a private, strategic location. Vietnam? Look at all the great movies that came out of it! Colonizing North America &#8212; a bit overenthusiastic perhaps, but tribal gas stations don&#8217;t pay tax on cigarette sales so now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be yourself. Unless you&#8217;re a jerk. Then be someone else.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It hurts when you feel misunderstood. If a woman is a demanding leader then she&#8217;s a &#8220;bitch&#8221;. If a boy plays with a Barbie doll then he&#8217;s &#8220;gay&#8221;. If a man stabs you twelve times, wraps you in duct tape, ties you to a cinder block, and dumps you into the Husdon River, he&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wear a shirt in 3 easy steps!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know, nobody reads the manual anyway. But at least it&#8217;s there when you need it. You never know. Prices start at $16.95 and up depending on style and color.Click below to see more styles. Wear a shirt in 3 easy steps! 1. Find shirt 2. Buy shirt 3. Put on shirt // [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is a test shirt. If this was a real shirt it would be a lot cleaner.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that cleanliness is next to Godliness, but I am cleanest when I am in the shower. Is God in my shower too? How did he get there? I&#8217;m pretty sure I locked the front door. I don&#8217;t think God should just come barging in while I&#8217;m in the shower. At least He could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I visited Utah but all I got was two lousy wives.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never been at an all-night speakeasy deep in a Western frontier town, where the only thing cheaper than the drinks are the women, and midgets keep the bar clean using their tongues, while management prowls around punching random patrons in the faces, all the while the most beautiful music you&#8217;ve ever heard plays [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you see me wearing this, I am probably high</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mnemonics is the art of using shortcuts to remember complex things. For example, if you meet three people named Joseph, William, and Richard, you could make up the mnemonic &#8220;Joe, Bill, and Dick&#8221; to instantly recall their names. Another good shortcut is &#8220;pi&#8221; which stands for 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 Prices start at $16.95 and up depending on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am your real father. BTW, Happy Birthday!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The night you were conceived, I had just returned from a space mission. We had delivered critical supplies to the International Space Station &#8212; petri dishes, oxygen tanks, and Cheez-Its &#8212; and I re-enetered Earth&#8217;s atmosphere with the usual euphoria. Although we&#8217;d landed in Cleveland due to cloud cover and a broken GPS I was [...]]]></description>
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